"He’s got John Travolta’s smile, Kirstie Alley’s eyes, and the voice of Bruce Willis… Now all he has to do is find himself the perfect daddy.”

Bump Watch is Bruce Willis’s theoretical screen test for Mikey, Kirstie Alley’s bastard child in the romantic comedy, Look Who’s Talking. The project begins with Willis (performed by myself in adult baby garb) in utero and on video. Bruce appears live during the birthing scene. Original dialogue excerpted from the movie plays as a voice over to live action baby antics. Off screen studio execs assess the suitability of Willis for the role.